Tucker Max meets Neil Strauss in this irreverent and hilarious story of a modern-day hustler who decided to get laid or die trying. Before there were any books by Neil Strauss or Mystery, before there were pickup boot camps or DVD box sets, pickup existed as a loosely-knit “community” on Internet bulletin boards. There, would-be players shared their field reports, strategies, and results. They compared notes, exchanged critiques, and figured out a body of knowledge that defied everything men had ever been told about getting women—what has since come to be known as game .The undisputed king of the field report was a player named “jlaix.” This was the handle of Jeff Allen, who would go on to be a founding member of Real Social Dynamics with Tyler Durden and Papa, all of whom play major roles in Neil Strauss’s The Game , the bestselling exposé of the world of pickup artists. In an arena founded on one-upmanship, Jeff Allen did it bigger and better than anyone. Get Laid or Die Trying presents in utterly shameless, hilarious, and graphic detail, Jeffy’s gritty, 100 percent real, and jaw-droppingly astonishing feats of seduction, revealing exactly how one goes about:

You can attract the girl you want by sleeping with her friends. It took less than thirty minutes to get into the pants of the hottest girl at the party. With a single word, deflecting last-minute resistance. A chick is pulled by a bunch of jealous guys. Cut out the big guys that could easily pound you to the ground. Getting threesomes is your default extract. You have to trim it down if you have a big stable. Before you sleep with her, she must mow your lawn.

Now that you have seen it done, Jeff doesn’t do anything you couldn’t do. The worst part? You could have been doing this for the rest of your life.