He is the best gift for the guys in your life. The New York Times. It’s a top seller. Assholes finish first. Tucker Max has twenty-five new and exclusive stories.

After writing a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that make you rich and famous, what do you do? Get more drunk and have a lot of sex to celebrate. You will soon have another bestselling book on your hands.

There are stories of bad decisions and sexual recklessness. Assholes finish first. Where does it start? I hope they serve beer in Hell. Then proceeds to some next-level shit.

When you add money and fame to the mix, what happens to women? You get answers to the hard questions you have never thought of.

What is it like to have sex with a small person? What about two small children? A man watches a nineteen-year-old do wind sprints to sober up so that she can have sex with him before her twin sister does. How many virgins does deflowering make them feel like a job? When a girl you met three hours ago tattoos your name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction?

The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man’s experiences.

Tucker Max is an asshole.